They weren't optimistic it could be done, but I didn’t take “wasn’t optimistic it could be done” for an answer. Presenting a one-page CV.
And as a personal favour to whoever downloads it, I've done you a nice print-ready greyscale version of it. It's all the same stuff but you won't hate me for using all of your printer's ink.
Obviously this is an abridged CV. The rest is on my LinkedIn page if you want to read it all.